The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes



In my house, I am the one without a sense of humor. When I make a joke, I am the only one who laughs. I have totally resigned myself to that. If my family laughs at the same time that I do, it's because I laughed.

This book was full of super funny jokes.

I have a bread allergy. One of the funny jokes to me was:

"Anyone with a wheat allergy who routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment". I laughed pretty hardy at this joke!

This book has over 1,001 Punny jokes.

I think that your Dad would love this book. I know my husband did.

Just a little story....

The day that my husband and I met. I was working at Perkins and was really busy. Well, in walks this man. He follows me around the kitchen and back area. I'm thinking ok this guy is weird. He is telling everyone that he was in the military and just got back. I guess he came in to find out his schedule now that he was back. Anyway, one of the first things he said to me was a joke. He says " do you want to hear a joke"? I said "yes" and he says " A horse walked into a bar and the bartender says why such the long face"....I laughed and guess what? We are one 22 years of marriage. I guess that jokes really are something that attracts people.

Does your dad love jokes? I totally recommend this joke book for him!

You can find this book to purchase from Amazon for $9.69

https://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Book-Dad-Jokes-Telling/dp/1612435564/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1473985794&sr=1-1&keywords=the+ultimate+book+of+dad+jokes

I was sent this book in exchange for my honest review

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